Do Right On Purpose
Welcome. We’re glad you’re here. You’ve come all this way and are a mere few clicks away from joining D.R.O.P. — our overly-but-also-intentionally corporatized achievement platform for eliminating plastic bottles and scaling Open Water adoption. We keep ambitious office hours, 24/7/365, and are closely operated by our Can Executive Officer aka CEO: Gully (a seagull 🐦, btw).
Earn 💧DROPS, then redeem them for perks, like free lunches, OOO excursions, exclusive swag, and even potential PTO.
Prospective D.R.O.P. Member:
Every Open Water purchase is a conscious and intentional decision to DO RIGHT for the ocean, by choosing infinitely recyclable cans over not-so-infinitely recyclable plastic bottles.
These choices will be rewarded. Please note, purchase isn't the only path to 💧DROP acquisition.
Consider completing assignments to increase your DROP holdings. Scroll down to see available assignments.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
D.R.O.P. CEO
Convert 💧DROPS to Perks
Seeking to utilize your accumulated 💧DROPS to unlock other, equally valuable redemption options and increase your overall reward satisfaction? Consider exchanging them for the following high-value rewards instead.
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Monthly Subscribers Earn Bonus Eligibility
Your commitment to ongoing plastic bottle reduction is highly commendable. Expedite 💧DROPS accrual via these exclusive bonus assignments:
FAQs
How do I join D.R.O.P.?
The registration process is designed for maximum simplicity and requires zero financial investment. All prospective applicants must be at least 18 years of age and maintain primary residency within the United States, which includes the District of Columbia. Access to the sign-up portal is available [insert link or instruction]. Required data submission includes first and last name, valid email address, and a secure password. Following successful credentialing, immediate system onboarding will commence.
Please be advised: A formal acknowledgement and acceptance of our comprehensive Terms & Conditions is a required action item. This compliance measure, dictated by legal counsel, is a standard operational procedure.
Can I use my Shop account to log in?
For existing platform users, simply navigate to and execute the 'Join Now' function.
From that point, adhere to the subsequent procedural prompts. We anticipate a frictionless onboarding experience.
When will I receive my 💧DROPS distributions?
- With respect to purchase transactions, the anticipated points accrual cycle is typically completed within a one-to-two business day time frame.
- Regarding ancillary activities, unless a deviation from standard operating procedure has been previously communicated, the service level agreement for processing is within three business days.
Where can I view my total 💧DROPS portfolio?
Log in and review your TOTAL 💧DROPS ACCUMULATION in the designated Loyalty Dashboard.
How do I redeem 💧DROPS for discounts?
D.R.O.P. employees can utilize their 💧DROPS by applying accrued points toward order total reduction. The current conversion model provides a $2 discount for every 1,000 DROPS redeemed, following a scalable redemption structure (e.g., 1,000 DROPS = $2 off, 2,000 DROPS = $4 off, and so on).
Upon a successful redemption request, a unique discount code is generated and shared, with 30-day expiration window.
Redeemed points are strictly restricted from application toward applicable sales tax, shipping and handling logistics, or intended for gifting purposes. The transfer of these reward assets is prohibited under established policy guidelines.
Do my 💧DROPS expire?
In a way. Accrued 💧DROPS eventually evaporate, returning to the atmosphere after 12 months of inactivity, where they’ll be responsibly condensed into funding for our Sea Change Grants initiative.
Importantly, your hard-earned title status remains fully intact. Only the 💧DROPS reset.
This approach allows us to optimize program-wide impact, maximize collective community hydration outcomes, and convert dormant loyalty assets into measurable Social Return on Investment (SROI -- a very serious corporate term we definitely didn’t just invent for this FAQ section), which, according to several internal decks, is the right thing to do.
I am a dedicated D.R.O.P. employee, fully subscribed to purchase Open Water monthly -- what is my compensation?
As a fully committed D.R.O.P. member enrolled in recurring monthly Open Water acquisition, your compensation package is primarily plastic-bottle-elimination-based and spiritually fulfilling.
While there is no traditional monetary compensation at this time, members may qualify for substantial 💧DROPS awards by successfully completing extended-term hydration assignments. Current assignment durations include 2-month, 4-month, and 12-month projects.
Please note: your dedication has been recognized by Management, and is considered deeply valuable to the organization, the mission, and several key stakeholder alignment initiatives. Keep up the outstanding work.
How do I check my D.R.O.P. title status?
All program participants are baseline-profiled at the ‘Can’alyst title. To visualize current organizational standing and assess the vertical trajectory toward promotion, please refer to the dedicated Loyalty Dashboard. Successful promotion to General ‘Can’ager, ‘Can’-xecutive, or Chief ‘Can’ Officer titles are indefinite, provided a participation frequency of at least once purchase/assignment per year is sustained.
What are you doing with my info?
The D.R.O.P. organization (and parent company, Open Water) maintains an unwavering commitment to data privacy and regulatory compliance of its users. For a comprehensive analysis of our information handling protocols, we advise you to review our Privacy Policy HERE.
Do the things I submit have to be included in the Community Feed?
No. The utilization of these reward-based redemption strategies is strictly optional and not a mandatory component of the D.R.O.P. program. Should participants voluntarily choose to share their engagement in predefined assignments, such as recycling, we can effectively leverage that qualitative data. Sharing this information is always strictly contingent upon participant discretion.
How do I drop out of D.R.O.P.?
Get canned, obviously, nerd. Ahem…
Simply submit your resignation letter. Your 💧DROPS and rewards will be forfeited. But, like a recycled can of Open Water, you can come back anytime, again and again and again.